Artistic swimming? Give me baseball

Now that Simone Biles and her teammates have bravely redeemed themselves, can we go back to ignoring gymnastics for another four years?

OK, that’s a joke. Mostly, anyway. The sport interests me not at all. If it’s even a sport. I prefer contests where scoring is objective. You know, three goals to two. Like that. So yes, it’s remarkable what those young women can do, but ballet dancers are equally …