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THE VILLAGE IDIOT

I often hear retired people say, "I've never been busier. I don't know where all the time goes." Well, I know where it goes: It goes to the doctor's office.

I'm in good health, and checkups and tests still take up a good part of my week. They’re cutting into my golf time and naptime. My friend Charlie went to a doctor last week to look at an old, persistent ankle injury. When the…