Shopping can be better therapy than going to a psychiatrist

I parked next to an SUV yesterday that was so big I could have parked my car, a smaller SUV, inside of it. With plenty of room left over to seat four people comfortably.

When I try to park in the big box parking lot, I'll think I spot an empty space, but it always turns out to be a regular-sized car parked between two giant trucks that escaped from a Monster Jam audition.

These things are the McMans…