THE VILLAGE IDIOT
My house looks like the set of "Antiques Roadshow" – if the show was about useless, outdated junk instead of precious heirlooms.
Duck lamps, VHS tapes, CDs, computers that use floppy discs, a box of dot-matrix printer paper, books that I will never read again, shoeboxes full of photographs. I have clothes that look like they came from the original cast of "Saturday Night Fever" an…