Another home renovation disaster

A man named Michael showed up with the biggest floor sander I have ever seen to refinish our floors.

My husband, Peter, told Michael he was retired, and Michael told us he was retired as well.

"What did you used to do?" I asked.

"Sand floors!" he said.

"And now you sand floors in your retirement?"

"But only when I want to!" he clarified.

Michael didn't finish sanding on Friday, but said he'd be back Mon…