Ever get stuck holding the door for what seems like a long line of people? Here’s a transcript of what usually happens: “Thank you so much!” a woman says as she picks up her pace to double time out of courtesy to the door holder.
“Looking for a job as a doorman?” a jovial jokester asks. “If you don’t go in, you’ll be here all night.”
“I got it. You go ahead,” another says as a brief awkward exchange…