A fitting story for April Fool’s Day

CLINTON DAILY NEWS APRIL FOOL’S DAY HUMOR

Editor’s Note: We hope you enjoy a little humor for April Fool’s Day. How many laughs can you find in this made-up story?

AREA AMPUTEE SUES SOCK MAKER OVER PACKAGING LABEL

(IOJ-NEWS) Deharda, Okla. – A local serviceman has filed a lawsuit against manufacturer United States Socks Inc. over alleged insensitivity in their package label.

The lawsuit on behalf of 39-year-old Corp. Phillip “Flip” Dover fil…