Hoping my tens-of-followers will tell me where to go

She's 18 and has half a zillion followers on Instagram. Her posts are full of great pearls of wisdom like, "Somedays I feel pretty and somedays I don't." That bit of knowledge should be good for a few million likes and a couple of thousand comments. No wonder advertisers pay her to mention them in her posts.

In her pictures, she looks like a model; in real life, she looks like a pretty teenager. If…