CLINTON DAILY NEWS EDITORIAL
Capes are not really all that functional when examining the proper hero attire.
There’s the possibility of tripping over oneself and it’s bound to get caught in the door of the spiffy “hero-mobile.”
Practicality with spandex also has another host of problems that will be bypassed discussing for now with the constant chaffing and all.
That’s why local emergency responders choose not to don a cape. It’…