Artistic swimming? Give me baseball

Artistic swimming? Give me baseball
Artistic swimming? Give me baseball

Now that Simone Biles and her teammates have bravely redeemed themselves, can we go back to ignoring gymnastics for another four years?

OK, that’s a joke. Mostly, anyway. The sport interests me not at all. If it’s even a sport. I prefer contests where scoring is objective. You know, three goals to two. Like that. So yes, it’s remarkable what those young women can do, but ballet dancers are equally …