Put this one in a bucket of water

Already it must be said: The semiquincentennial has all the makings of a dud.

Like all the 50th anniversary predecessors, this big anniversary celebration occurred amid controversy, questions about the character of American life, critiques about the nature of our democratic values and disputes about the meaning of our history.

All of those conditions were present in 1826, 1876, 1926 and 1976.

But at …